The after show party was at this bar called Orlando's. It was closed off to all not associated with the wrestlers. It was really cool inside. The DJ played anything you wanted and the drinks were on the house (unfortunately Matt and Jeff got to me before I got to the bar). Black lights, strobe lights, good music, now this is a party! All I needed was a dance partner. Too bad I'm not the type to go up to a guy and ask them to dance. So I waited 20 Minutes. Nothing. 'Fine,' I thought 'Ill go dance by myself'. Just then they played my favorite song, Jamie O' Neal's Shiver.
Don't know how you do it
Like there's nothing to it
Come a little closer
I lose my composure
don't know what to say
I'm overwhelmed, you smile, I melt
And some where inside
Oh baby I
Shiver, tremble, I never
No I never once felt so much
It shakes me
How you take me
Deeper then I've ever been
it's to the core, under my skin I
Shiver
I began to sing to myself. Songs like this make me want to cry sometimes. Singing is a good cure for that.
I love the way your whisper
Slowly, softly lingers
In my ear;
You move a little lower
The world starts spinning slower
Then it disappears
Your lips so close, we kiss almost
Just barely touch, but that's enough
To make me
A Large man came up and started dancing with me when the chorus came up. He was longhaired with a Goatee, dressed in a WWF Polo and Black jeans. Very graceful for a big man.
Shiver, tremble, I never
No I never once felt so much
It shakes me how you take me
Deeper than I've ever been
It's to the core, under my skin I
Shiver
I felt him around me. I don't know why but I felt some weird connection with this guy. And I didn't even know who he was!
It shakes me
How you take me
Deeper than I've ever been
It's to the core, under my skin I
Shiver
It shakes me
How you take me
Deeper than I've ever been
It's to the core, under my skin I
Shiver
Shiver, tremble, I never
No I never once felt so much
It shakes me how you take me
Deeper then I've ever been
It's to the core, under my skin I
Shiver
Shiver
The song was over too quickly. I wanted to keep dancing and I didn't even know who my "Mystery man" was. "Thank you little lady for the dance. I hope we can do it again. " He said. He had such happy eyes. I couldn't help but smile.
"I hope we can, too." I smiled as he turned and returned to his table and I returned to where Amy and Jess were sitting.
Jess was the first to ask Questions, of course wanting to know every detail. "Tell me , Tell me Tell ME!!! How'd you like your Dance? Was he cute? Tell me!"
"Jess, Chill he was cute. He was a perfect gentlemen."
Amy laughed at me. "I think I see love at first sight in her eyes."
"I just said he was cute Amy, I didn't say I was going to go over and Jump his bones and ask him to marry me. He's just a guy I danced with. Calm down. Damn. I'm just surprised your males didn't come over and give the guy 20 questions."
Amy pointed behind me. "Well don't look now but check over at his table." I looked as She pointed to Matt and Jeff talking to the guy rather heatedly.
"Great. Better go start damage control. Be right back."
I rushed over just in time to see Matt hit "Mystery Man". This started an all out bar fight in the middle of a sea of tables. I was pulled out of the fighters reach by a biker looking guy I had seen 'him' sitting next to. "I was told to get you out of anything that happened so don't fidget." Biker guy told me as he set me next to a pool table. "Glen doesn't want you to get you hurt. So stay here while I try to get this settled"
Glen. So that is his name. It fits him surprisingly. As I watched, Biker Guy walked over, picked up Jeff around the shoulders taking him away from Glen and motioning a wild-eyed blonde to get Matt. He brought Jeff over to my side. "Stay put Rainbow head and watch your sister so I can rescue your brother."
Jeff sheepishly nodded at him as he looked toward me. "Please tell me he touched you."
Jeff looked away and when he looks away he knows he screwed up.
"Jeffery Nero Hardy what did you and your brother do now to ruin my life?" I screamed.
I know I shouldn't have but it can be very effective when you know that it will make a
man, no matter who it is, cringe.
"I thought I saw him grab you're ass and I went and told Matt and he kind of got mad and..."
I didn't hear the end of it. I ran right over to Matt who was being held by the wild-eyed
blonde and grabbed his ponytail. "Matthew Moore Hardy I ought to kick your T. Reilly wearing
ass! What are you doing messing in my personal Life?" I got a lot of weird looks as I
dragged Matt over to our freaked out brother. I took him and stood in front of him,
looking him square in the eye followed by Glen, The Biker, the wild eyed blonde,
the girls, and a few others. "So answer me boys what did you think you were going to
accomplish by starting a bar brawl?"
"Jeff said he saw Glen grabbing your ass. No one grabs my little sister's ass!"
Matt snapped as he lunged at Glen again. He was stopped this time by Amy and Jess
who pulled him back to the wall. Glen looked confused and looked over at me.
"Uh. What is he talking about? I don't remember grabbing anyone's ass tonight".
I reassured Glenn as I gave a death look to the evil rotten overprotective brothers I was
cursed with. "First of all, Glenn was a perfect gentleman, unlike you too morons were
tonight. He never laid a hand on me. And second you have no right to interfere in my
personal life. I'm not a little girl anymore remember. I am of age. Now what did Mom teach
you to do after you got into a fight in which you know you were in the wrong?" They tucked
their heads. They knew I was right. I'm always right!
Matt was first. "Glen, I'm sorry I hit you. Apparently the information I got from my little
brother was incorrect."
Jeff cringed. He really hates apologizing especially when he knows he screwed up. "I'm
sorry too. Really. I think that Matt and I better get back to the hotel before we get in
any more trouble."
"I agree Spot. Amy, Jess would you take them back to the hotel and see that they remain
good for the rest of the night."
Amy blushed "No comment".
A "I second that" came from Jess. "Jeffery lets go make you stay good."
I have never seen any four people head for a parking lot so fast. Matt turned around before
he got in the car. "Hey Faith how are you going to get back?"
"I'll get her home. Don't worry Hardy. I won't touch her."
"I'm going to hold you to that Glen. It's a promise." Those were the parting words of
the overly protective Matt Hardy as Amy pulled him into the back of the rental car.
"Why was I cursed with those two? Its my life long hindrance I guess" I said as Glen
and I walked back to a table in the back and the music heated back up.
"It's ok. I understand how family can be sometimes. By the Way My names Glen Jacobs."
"Faith Hardy, the unfortunate sister of Matt and Jeff."
We sat down for a while and talked about nothing but our lives, the world, and "the sport".
He told me about growing up in St. Louis and going to school at Northeast Missouri State.
The waitress came by and asked for our orders. I didn't think one man could eat so much.
He ordered every conceivable food and several shots. I guessed that it would take more
than a few to knock this big boy down probably everything behind the bar. And if you're
wondering, yes, he ate everything. It was total 3 hamburgers, a T-bone steak with
everything, Mozzarella sticks, Nachos, 4 slices of the Simple Simon's Pizza they had ordered
in, 2 Kamikaze Tall shots, a Flaming Dr. Pepper, grape pucker, 3 beers, Snakebite, Tequila
(straight), and a very cherry coke. I was amazed that's usually more than both my brothers
and my dad can eat! I barely finished my sandwich. "Must've been hungry there Glen."
He laughed "Well I've got a high metabolism. That and I haven't eaten at all today, I've
wrestled and been in a bar fight. In think I need to keep my strength up to make sure you
don't get into any trouble."
"Me? I don't get into trouble ever. I'm a good girl, Honest." He laughed. I Love his laugh.
"I'm sure."
He asked about me and I told him everything. About my horse, old house I live in with my dad,
and all the failed asshole men in my life. He was sympathetic. "There is a person for everyone
in this world. You just haven't found the right one yet. I have a feeling you'll find him
soon enough. Don't feel bad though. I've had pretty bad luck with the opposite sex, too.
They all wanted me for Money or...Ahem."
I laughed hard. I was out of breath, laughing. " TMFI! TMFI!"
He tilted his head at me. Like I had grown another head. "T M F I? What the hell does that
mean?"
"TMFI! You know...Too Much F**king Information. Get it?" Now he had to laugh.
"Oh I get it. I think I do at least."
About that time the DJ played Get Naked by Fred Durst. "Hey, come dance with me."
He followed. after I pulled him off the barstool. "Just sit here. I'll do the rest.
'K?" I told him as I placed a chair for him to sit on. He nodded looking slightly
worried as several of the wrestlers came to see what was going on.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
I danced around him. I danced on him. I couldn't help it. He was getting turned on and
I was doing the normal 'test the boundaries' thing. I did notice several of the other
guys looking a little hot under their collars. The dance wasn't for them it was for Him.
[Fred Durst]
[Lil' Kim] (Tommy Lee)
Glen looked a slight bit scared. 'I'm making him nervous. Time to test it."
[George Clinton]
[TiLO]
[Tommy Lee & TiLO]
[Fred Durst]
[Lil' Kim] (Tommy Lee)
I crawled into his lap and bent all the way back. I knew what I was doing and I definitely
knew what was revealing itself underneath me.
You only Love me when you want punanny
[Lil' Kim]
[Lil' Kim & Tommy Lee]
Fuck the cunt games you girls can't complain
You ain't lickin' this
Fuck the cunt games you girls can't complain
[Lil' Kim] (Tommy Lee)
Hey in the end he had to admit he was sweating like a pig and had to be painfully
aching. Poor Guy. I felt sorry for the poor guy but hey we got a standing ovation by all
those that were close enough to see. "Tired Glenn? It was only one dance." I heard him
mumble under his breath at me as we looked at our table. Biker guy and a pretty blonde
were sitting there.
"Hey Glen How you doing? Who's your friend?" Glen sat in the third chair as I stood next to
him.
"Hi Sara, Mark. This is Faith, Matt and Jeff's sister"
"Hi Faith, here to watch?"
"Was here to watch, ended up with a contract."
After hearty congratulations from Sara and Mark, Sara brought up the fact that I was still
standing. "Well, we will fix that. Here ya go." Before I knew what was happening I
was sitting in Glenn's lap with him glaring at Mark. "Comfortable Glen?" I know that
poor guy was real uncomfortable.
Part 4-All night computer gaming and Insomniac theatre
It was three hours later when the waitress kicked us out that the four of us left.
Sara and Mark went to the all night truck stop for breakfast while Glen and I headed
for the hotel. "Are you tired? I'm going to go back to my room and play this new game
I got called Ultima Online and watch TV. If you want you can come." I didn't have to
think about it. We went up to his room and laid on the bed trying to figure out his
game. About 5 am we looked up from the computer and watched a few Music videos. He
actually started whining. "There's nothin on!" He picked up the remote and started
flipping through channels "Hmm... lets see. Infomercial..."
"Don't tell me your going to watch an infomercial!"
"What else do you think is going be on at five in the morning? ER? And look it's an Infomercial
for an Herbal Viagra!"
I grabbed the remote away from him and jumped on his back, hearing the wonderful thud
of the wind getting knocked out of him. "We are not watching an Herbal Viagra Infomercial.
I don't know about you but I really don't need any."
Of course, Glenn came to his own defense. "I don't need herbal Viagra. I don't even need
regular Viagra. I'm a super stud. I rule!" I rolled off the bed laughing. He was flexing
his muscles and acting like a body builder. I had to admit though he was built and had a
great body.
"You're a Nutcase you know that?" I said as I flipped the channel to TLC. "Hey look!
Trauma! Blood, Gore and Gunshot wounds!" He took the remote and changed it to Cartoon
Network.
"I see enough of that when I get backstage. I don't think so." He sat back and took off
his shoes, shirt and socks. I watched him. Damn he's good looking. He laid head towards
the TV and started watching Tom and Jerry.
"Bored with me?" I asked as I climbed on his back and rubbed his shoulders. "No just sore
and run down. Kind of tired too." Poor guy, I felt sorry for him. I rubbed his
shoulders for a while.
"Hey Faith."
"Yeah Glen?"
He peeked at me through heavy eyes. "Want to be my best friend?" I smiled and kissed him
on the ear.
"Sure Glen. Anything for you babe." He smiled as he fell asleep. Since I didn't remember
to get a key to my hotel room from my brothers I had no choice for staying there.
It was about 6 am when I fell asleep.
Part 5-Good Morning Big Guy
When I woke up the clock on the stand said 9:27 and I heard the shower running. I
looked around and saw my bags and other stuff on the floor on the side of the bed.
"Surprise, my brothers actually didn't kidnap me overnight. Whoa!"
I walked over to see what I could scrounge up to wear just to run around in.
I finally settled on plain white tank top and shorts as Glen came out in a towel.
"'Morning Big Guy."
"Good morning, Sunshine. Get enough sleep?" He asked as he went searching for clothes of his
own to wear.
"Yeah, considering I slept next to a big snoring lug."
"Who were you sleeping next to? From what I heard you were snoring." I had to laugh at him. He looked up from his
bag that he was looking in. His hair was soaking wet and pulled back with a leather strap.
"Ladies don't snore, Mr. Jacobs. Sorry to bust your bubble."
"Could've fooled me Ms. Hardy." I stuck my tongue out at him as I grabbed a towel and headed
for the shower. It is very uncomfortable sleeping in jeans and I was thankful to have a hot
shower and change of clothes.
I came out about 20 minutes later clean, dry and dressed. Glen was sitting reading the paper
and STILL trying to dry his hair. I walked up to him and took the towel he was using.
"Men. Must I do everything for you?" I chided him on the mess of tangles his hair was
in. I got his comb and brush and started in trying to the worst of it out. He just
sat there reading his paper and sipping coffee as I worked. When I finished I braided
it back. "There ya go Big Guy. That should keep it out of your face." He smiled as I
sat on the arm of his chair and poured myself a cup of the coffee he was drinking.
"So when did my bags get here. I left them in the boys Suite yesterday."
"Well they came by looking for you around nine and we all had a little talk. Needless
to say they weren't too happy about it but I convinced them to let you travel with me.
They made you my responsibility so they could be alone with their women. So you're
mine to torture and torment. MWAHAHAHAH!"
"My Gods! Those two letting me go with some stranger, SCARY! So then what are WE
going to do today?"
"Well the next show is at the Keel Center in St. Louis. So were going to drive there.
Should only take a few hours. I'm planning on going to visit my parents for a few days
while I'm there because I don't have another show until next Monday. Neither do you.
From now on your schedule is my schedule. I'm going to leave in about 20 minutes so lets
get packed up and everything put in the truck. I want to get there around noon so you
can meet my parents."
"Ok Glen but I'm buying breakfast."
I forgot he eats a lot. It was about as impressive as last night at the bar. But we left
within his 20 minutes of wanting to leave and headed east for St. Louis. Since I had never
been there he pointed out different sights like the Arch, the Anheuser-Busch Brewery and
others. Finally we turned into a small brick and stone house in the suburbs. It was a
farm style house with a fence around it and 2 very large dogs yelping and barking on the
wraparound porch. "This your house? It's beautiful!" Glen smiled and nodded.
"Yeah. There's only one bedroom furnished so you get it and I'll take the couch. Get your
stuff." I followed him to the gate. "Gator! Teke! Come here boys!" The two very large
dogs came bounding out to greet us. The gray dog came up and knocked me down. I was
Laughing but it scared Glen to death. "Gator down! Are you ok? Did he hurt you?"
"I'm fine Glen really. He is just being the big puppy that he is. Aren't you Gator?"
We walked into a very sparsely decorated house with a vaulted ceiling. "I just bought it a
few months ago and haven't gotten to get anything to decorate it yet." He led me upstairs
to the only furnished bedroom. It contained a Large King-size cast-iron bed. A few
dressers and pictures. "Go ahead and use the dresser over there for your stuff. You'll
be here a week or so. Make your self at home." He dropped his bags at the door to the
room and unloaded everything into a laundry basket. He took my stuff too and headed for
the basement. I sorted through everything and put it where I could find it but where it
wouldn't get in Glenn's way. I headed downstairs to look around. The pictures on the w
all were the usual, Him as a baby, Family, the dogs and friends. I walked to the kitchen
and heard him coming up the stairs from the basement. "Ok Laundry is going. I am going
to go visit my parents. Do you want to go with?"
I gave him a hearty 'Yes" and we climbed back in his truck. "So who takes care of your
dogs while you're away? You hire a dog sitter or something?"
"No my dad comes over everyday to check on them. He loves those two to death. They're like
his grandkids." We pulled into the driveway of a white Victorian house. Glenn got out and
his face lit up.
"Happy to be home?"
He looked at me and smiled. "Family is very important to me, and my mom and dad are up
there in years. I always enjoy coming home to see them."
"I understand that. I couldn't live with out my family around me."
He walked up to the door, stopping only to pet the orange tabby seated on the top stair.
I followed and stood behind him as he rang the doorbell. I heard a light 'Come in' from
the other side. "Mom, Dad? It's Me."
A very petite woman with gray hair and the same kind eyes as Glenn walked into the front
hall. "OH Glen! Welcome home! David! Glenn's home! How long are you here for dear?"
"A week. We have an event in town tonight. Hey Dad."
An older man with salt and pepper hair and half rim glasses came down the stairs. "Son.
Welcome Home." I could tell it was a very heartfelt reunion and that this was a close-knit
family.
Glenn turned and grabbed me by the hand. "Mom, Dad, this is Faith." His Mom smiled.
"Hello young lady. Welcome to our home."
I smiled. "Thank you Ma'am"
We sat down in the living room and talked for about two hours. I was asked questions about
my family, background and past. For some reason I felt so at home with his family.
His Mom, Catherine, was so friendly and his dad, David, seemed just like mine. Stern
and fatherly, but he loved his son and wife unconditionally. "Well boys, I better go get
dinner ready. Would you like to come help, Faith, so the boys can talk?" Being a self-
proclaimed good cook myself I agreed and followed her to the kitchen. We stepped into a
big country style kitchen with mint green and peach wallpaper with white trim. Everything
was neat and tidy. It almost felt like a grandmother's kitchen, the kind where you'd eat
home baked cookies. Catherine headed for the refrigerator bringing out a bowl of marinated
chicken. She placed out a pan and asked me to fill it with the chicken and marinade.
I finished and placed it in the oven. "Thank you dear. I'll finish this chocolate cake
as soon as we clean the corn."
We finished preparing everything, including Glenn's favorite chocolate cake. "Well my dear
looks like everything is ready. Why don't you go out and get the Men and I will finish
setting the table."? Nodding, I headed out of the kitchen. Not seeing them inside I
headed toward the front door. I heard them talking out side the door. I was quiet
as I peeked and listened. I heard my name mentioned by his father. "So Glen, tell me about
Faith. Been a while since you brought home anyone for us to meet. What's the deal?"
"No deal Dad. Just a good friend."
"Don't give me that. I know you better than that. You are in love with that beautiful young
lady aren't you? Admit it. She's not bad looking"
I heard Glenn heave a sigh. "You know, you're right. I've only known her a day. Already
feel like I am in love with her. We have so much in common. Just looking at her and my
heart starts to beat a mile a minute. To me, she's perfection. I don't know if she feels
the same way Dad. What if she doesn't and I scare her off. I don't want to ruin my friendship
with her just because she doesn't love or want me. I'd rather have her as a friend than lose
everything. I don't know what to do Dad. I'm afraid. I can get out in a ring in front of
millions of people all the time and be Kane but I can't go up to one woman and say what I
feel about her."
"Glen, go take a look at that girl. I saw the way she looked at you. If you watched long
enough you'd see the same thing. Telling a woman how you feel about her is much different
than going out and doing what you are paid to. It's a different kind of bravery. When I
met your mother it took over a year for me to tell her how I felt about her. I didn't know
how she felt but I still told her. Part of life is taking the chance. Whether it is a
physical risk or risking your heart, your life will be full of them. I think this is a
chance you should take."
"I guess your right Dad. I'll talk to her tonight at the show. That way I'll be slightly
calmer and I can think it out."
I chose this time to open the door and walk outside. "Gentlemen, would you like to join us
ladies inside for supper?"
His Dad smiled. "Miss Faith, we would be delighted. Wouldn't we Glen."
As they followed I knew after tonight my part in Glenn's life was going to change.
[Tommy Lee]
Seventy seven million dollars made
From watchin' me cum under the sun
On my vacation (after hours on Spectravision) shootin'
My jizzy jizzum the woody
Has rissy rizen I ain't gettin'
Paid to entertain your birthday showers
Rockin my porno tape for hours n hours
Cause it's them ass cheeks that make my ass weak
And I've been runnin' with the blueballs since last week
And if you ask me I'll be glad to speak until we get butt naked
And break it down with NASTY!
Get Get Naked
Come on baby make it hot (Get Get Naked)
Ride the cock until ya hit the spot
Get Get Naked
Come on baby make it hot (Get Get Naked)
Ride the cock until ya hit the spot
Get Get Naked
Come on baby make it hot (Get Get Naked)
Ride the cock until ya hit the spot
Roof roof
Doin' it doggy style
Bowwowwowyippyyoyippyyay
Bowwowwowyippyyoyippyyay
Bowwowwowyippyyoyippyyay
Bowwowwowyippyyoyippyyay
Arf arf
The little Geisha ho from tokyo aho said she
Could blow ten dollas love me long time in a limo
For really doh
I'm just try in to fly with the flows freak up some hoes
Blow up the shows make a little dough-ho I
As if you didn't know back to the stripclub freakin' up some ho-ho's
Swingin' my dingaling it ain't no thing
It's those intergalatic ho's who come down in those
Space probes five green hienas
Representin with no clothes
Mix Master Mike, Mix Master Mike
Makin' the pussy tight
No jimmy no gimme no lust
In the Methods of Mayhem we trust!
Its a must so rip off yer clothes and expose yer BUST!
Cause it's them ass cheeks that meake my ass weak
And I've been runnin' with the blueballs since last week
And if you ask me I'll be glad to speak until we get butt naked
And break it down with NASTY!
Get Get Naked
Come on baby make it hot(Get Get Naked)
Ride the cock until ya hit the spot
Get Get Naked
Come on baby make it hot(Get Get Naked)
Ride the cock until ya hit the spot
Get Get Naked
Come on baby make it hot(Get Get Naked)
Ride the cock until ya hit the spot.
Queen bitch red lipstick
The all black harlot call me black Barbie
Fuck a blow job it's a motherfuckin' hobbie
Under 7 inches uhh sorry
Minute men I can't fuck wit them
I like to ride the cock till you hit the spot
Uhh come on baby make it hot
Got a convertable drop the top
Before we do a thing I want the diamonds and the rings
The furs the minks the jewels the links
You know I'm freaky so ya got to eat me and uh
I know you hate it but uh
GET NAKED!
You ain't lickin' this
You ain't stickin' this we don't want the dick
And I ain't leavin' til you're sleepin on the cum stains
You ain't stickin' this we don't want the dick
And I ain't leavin' til you're sleepin on the cum stains
Get Get Naked
Come on baby make it hot(Get Get Naked)
Ride the cock until ya hit the spot
Get Get Naked
Come on baby make it hot(Get Get Naked)
Ride the cock until ya hit the spot
Get Get Naked
Come on baby make it hot(Get Get Naked)
Ride the cock until ya hit the spot
Get Naked